Al’s lack of performance in the bedroom makes him the laugh of the town, so Al sets his mind on getting back in shape.

Al plans on retiring early, but Peggy spends too much money shopping and he must get a job at Homeplate Athletic Shoes.

Al competes in an athletic championship for seniors.

Al ends up being sued by a burglar after Al punches him while he breaks into the Bundy house.

Peggy tells Seven a fantasy store about pirates and beautiful princesses.

Bud appears on a game show for single men. Meanwhile, Al and Peg doesn’t sleep for days and Kelly fears that there is a conspiracy against her.

Peggy and Marcy ruin Al’s fishing trip by constantly fighting. Meanwhile, Jefferson and the kids spend Marcy’s money.

Kelly buys a motorcycle, which upsets the rest of the family who find it unsafe.

Peggy creates a cartoon character named Mr. Empty Pants, who bears a strange resemblance to Al.

Al remembers how the Bundys celebrated Christmas over the years.

Al becomes frustrated when Peggy can’t decide what to wear to a family wedding. Meanwhile, Bud gets to know the bride and Kelly spends time with the bridesmaids.

Al and the family try to sneak into the first class lounge by dressing up like rock stars.

Al buys a cemetery plot so that he will be buried next to a western movie star and a mule. But Peggy feels excluded.

Bud gets a huge money grant to go to college, but Al and Peggy spend it all on items for themselves.

Al makes Kelly get a job, so she becomes a waitress.

The Bundys vote against a two cent beer tax.

Al has to take a job as a topless bartender to pay for Seven’s doctor bill, but Peggy fears that Bud and Kelly might make Seven sick, and kicks them…

Peggy tries to make Al more interested in having sex with her by purchasing new dresses, unsucessfully.

Bud starts his own fraternity to get women.

Peggy discovers that Seven does not know when his birthday is, and the family decides to celebrate him… on Al’s birthday.

Al is shocked about having another kid when Peggy’s relatives leave their five-year-old son Seven in the Bundy home.

Kelly has to walk through the wilderness after dumping her boyfriend in the forest. Al and Peg try to talk their marriage alive, but without success. Bud dates a girl…

The Bundys spend a day shopping in England before finally going to Lower Uncton, not knowing what awaits them.

Al has to joust for his and his family’s life in a medieval tournament in Lower Uncton.

Al must work at a gas station after Peggy and the kids buy too much junk food, which Al cannot pay for, so he has to work off his debt.

The Bundys win a free trip to England, but the villagers of Lower Uncton, England, want to get rid of all male Bundys in the world to break a curse…

Bud juggles two women at once, one being Miss McGowen, his English teacher. Meanwhile, the family ignores Peggy when she is sick and Al gets free pizza by attending children’s…

Bud is suspicious when Kelly is invited to a party for smart people.

Kelly gets a job at an amusement park. Meanwhile, Al takes a personal vacation – in the Bundy living room.

Bud wins a “”Dinner with Anthrax”” contest and sends away Al and Peg on a timeshare vacation to Florida while Anthrax visit the house.

Jefferson lets Al in on his psychic phone scam but the Bundys soon take over the business.

Steve Rhoades returns to reclaim his wife, but is shocked to find out that Marcy remarried. The Bundys argue whether friendship is more important than money when they find out…

Bud dates an extreme sporter and the D’Arcys play a relationship board game with Peggy and Al.

Al gets to star in an athletic shoe commericial.

In traditional male Bundy bonding, Al takes Bud to the nudie bar on his 18th birthday.

Al gets a job as a private detective and is framed for murder.

Peggy thinks Al is having an affair, so she sends the kids to spy on him.

Al discovers that he truly has no possessions of his own, and decides to get back one of the things that truly meant a lot to him – his championship…

Kelly goes to Hollywood, but her show gets slaughtered by the censors.

Kelly gets her own talk show and the other networks become interested in it.