A girlfriend poses as Jerry’s wife so she can get a dry cleaning discount. George uses the shower at the health club as a bathroom and is afraid of being…

Jerry’s parents are staying with him while they wait to take their trip to Paris and he’s just returned from three weeks on the road can’t get anytime alone with…

Jerry and his girlfriend get some time alone with each other at a movie, Schindler’s List, they don’t see it; however, Newman sees it and them. A delay in the…

Kramer is dating one of Elaine’s co-workers, a woman who drives her crazy. Kramer brings her to one of Jerry’s shows, where she heckles him relentlessly; unfortunately there is a…

Everyone makes a trip to the Hamptons to “see the baby” and enjoy the weekend. George’s girlfriend goes topless and everyone sees her chest before he does. “The baby” is…

George comes to the realization that he should try to do the opposite of everything, so he does, his luck changes and everything begins to go his way including getting…

George tells Jerry about his lack of confidence below “the equator.” Jerry begs Elaine for another chance when he finds out she faked her orgasms. Kramer gets banned from his…

George is forced to move in with his parents. He gets a job as a hand model and becomes obsessed with keeping his hands safe. Kramer’s girlfriend, who designs clothes…

George’s glasses are stolen and he needs a new pair, so he goes to see Kramer’s friend to get a thirty percent discount; all Elaine gets is bitten by a…

George’s father gets him an interview as a bra salesman. Evidence points to Jerry’s accountant being a drug user. So Jerry, Kramer and Newman set out to find out the…

Going out to buy an engagement party present for “The Drake,” George parks his father’s car in a handicap parking spot, after taking Kramer’s advice. An angry mob trashes the…

Jerry and George get the green light to produce Jerry, the pilot for the series based on their “nothing” lives. Russell Dalrimple, the president at NBC behind the pilot, is…

Rehearsals for the pilot begin. Russell’s obsession with Elaine begins to affect his work. George asks TV Kramer about the raisins. The real Kramer might be forced to work on…

Jerry’s girlfriend, Naomi has a laugh that sounds like “Elmer Fudd sitting on a juicer,” and when she hears George’s message to Jerry, she breaks up with him. So instead,…

Jerry and George begin to work on the pilot for the series they pitched to NBC. Jerry says the wrong thing while “messing” around with one of Elaine’s co-workers. George…

“Crazy” Joe leaves Jerry a message saying he will put the “kibosh” on him. Kramer has tickets for the opera, Pagliacci, and everyone is going including Elaine and her boyfriend…

After much procrastination, George and Jerry strain to think of an idea for their TV series a few hours before a meeting with NBC executives. Jerry finds out a girl…

George’s mother throws her back out when she falls down after catching him doing “you know.” When George says he’ll never do it again, Jerry challenges him to a contest…

When their flight home gets canceled, Jerry & Elaine gets on another flight, the latter gets cramped into coach and Jerry parties in 1st class with a model. George and…

Elaine is humiliated when she accidentally shows a bit too much on her Christmas card photo, that she has sent out to everyone she knows. Jerry has a date with…

Jerry tries to make two show dates and afterwards go to the movie theater to meet everyone. George gets in the wrong line for tickets. George, Elaine & Kramer decide…

George meets a Chinese female lawyer who thinks he is real funny; so he tells Jerry not to be funny around her, but she becomes attracted to this. Kramer returns…

Jerry and George struggle to keep their idea for a TV series alive, one of their problems is they don’t know how to do the Elaine character. Jerry meets an…

No thanks to Elaine, Jerry must work hard to prove he is straight when a college reporter mistakenly reports that he and George are gay, “not that there is anything…

Jerry, Elaine & George volunteer to help the elderly. Jerry gets assigned to a nasty old man. Elaine is repulsed by the goiter problems of hers and George depresses his…

Jerry dumps his girlfriend after Elaine says her figure is the result of implants. Kramer claims to have seen Salman Rushdie at the health club. By accident Elaine later discovers…

Jerry has a date with a woman whose name he has forgotten, but it “rhymes with a female body part.” Could it be “Mulva”? Elaine visits an old boyfriend who’s…

The strong body odor of a valet is left in Jerry’s car. George can’t believe it when he spots Susan holding hands with another woman. Elaine loses her current boyfriend…

With Elaine in Europe, Jerry asks George to accompany him on a trip to LA and The Tonight Show; while there they will try to locate Kramer. While auditioning, Kramer…

Jerry and George try to contact the police to tell them Kramer is innocent. Kramer still doesn’t know he’s wanted. Jerry and George get a ride in a police car…

NBC executives ask Jerry to come up with an idea for a TV series. George decides he can be a sitcom writer and comes up with “nothing.” Kramer trades a…

Kramer suffers side effects from his head injury. NBC gives Jerry and George another meeting and on the way, Jerry throws out a watch his parents gave him. He then…

Jerry’s parents come to town to see a back specialist, they hear about “Crazy” Joe not liking Jerry and ask about the watch they gave him. George “negotiates” the deal…

Jerry has dinner with his parents and Uncle Leo. Women, who’s paying and the watch are all discussed. Elaine uses Kramer as “her boyfriend” in trying to fool her shrink….

Everyone separates to try to find the car in a huge parking garage. Jerry needs to use the bathroom so he finds a place to go and gets busted. Elaine…

Jerry tries helping the owner of a small restaurant attract customers by giving him a suggestion. George must take an IQ test for his latest girlfriend, so Elaine helps him…

George is excited about a new potential baldness cure that was discovered in China. While listening to a tape of his previous nights show, Jerry hears the voice of a…

Jerry’s brain and penis play chess against one another to decide whether he should keep dating a vacuous model with whom the “sex is great” but not anything else. George…

Jerry & Elaine go to a party with George, while there they send signals to each other to get out of bad party conversations. Afterward, George abandons them there, when…

Jerry’s car is stolen and the criminal picks up his car phone. George decides to take a fill-in job moving cars from one side of the street to the other;…