Jerry surprises his parents by buying them a new Cadillac, when his last job really pays well. Kramer, who now knows how much Jerry makes, says it will change their…

Kramer continues to play with the cable guy. George’s obsession with Marisa makes Susan suspicious. Elaine calls Jerry in Florida and tells him she wants to come and join him….

Jerry and George reevaluate their relationships with women, so they make “a pact” to change their ways, though Jerry doesn’t know it. Elaine has a problem sleeping in her new…

Elaine’s dog problem is solved by a neighborly rabbi with a cable show. Kramer’s involvement in the dognapping worries him when he finds out about its impact on his permanent…

Jerry is disgusted when he finds out he was eating pecans that were just in his girlfriend’s mouth. George finds a doodle that his girlfriend drew of him. Kramer is…

Estelle is getting an eye job. Kramer gets his new license plates from the DMV, but the plates say “ASSMAN.” Jerry is disturbed when he finds out his mechanic used…

After his quick trip to Ithaca, Jerry plans to meet a super model at an airport club, but his assistant, Katie, makes the trip a nightmare. Elaine says she will…

George and his girlfriend discuss toilet paper and he is in love. Elaine’s boyfriend paints his face and his behavior at a hockey game, disturbs Jerry, Elaine and a passing…

George and Jerry are suspected, by the cast and Kramer, of deliberately injuring Bette Midler during a softball game, giving Jerry’s girlfriend, Bette’s understudy, a chance to perform. Kramer becomes…

George and Kramer convince Jerry he’ll be missing out on something if he stops dating a Romanian Olympic gymnast. Jerry and Kramer find out about one of George’s bathroom habits….

Elaine brings over a man she met in England and he turns out to be a real bounder. Jerry accepts an Armani suit from an obnoxious comedian, the only condition,…

A salesman convinces George to buy a convertible once owned by “Jon Voight.” Kramer tries to save a small shoe-repair business, but his good intentions affect Jerry in a big…

Jerry confronts his dry cleaner, whom he spotted wearing a jacket that he brought in for cleaning. George passes over hiring an attractive secretary for a less attractive one, he…

Through his current girlfriend, Lois, Jerry meets an old rival, who suspects that he cheated in a high school race and he wants a rematch with Jerry to prove he…

Elaine lets a potential employer borrow Mr. Pitt’s tennis racket, but the injury suffered may ruin her chances, especially when she must get his racket back. Jerry’s girlfriend never laughs,…

Elaine and Jerry are suspicious of a friend’s gift, when a gift Elaine gave him, a label maker, is given to Jerry in return for some Superbowl tickets Jerry has…

George meets an old friend who’s spent the last few months undergoing chemotherapy, that everyone knew except him. Kramer calls a litterbug “a pig” near a cop who’s on a…

Jerry introduces a program that shows highlights from the first 99 episodes of a “show about nothing.”

Jerry introduces a program that shows highlights from the first 99 episodes of a “show about nothing.”

Elaine tries to convert a gay man to heterosexuality. George, who’s now wearing his toupee, discovers that the woman Kramer has set him up with, is bald. Kramer gives a…

Elaine’s friend, a physical therapist, whom Jerry must “kiss hello,” has an old style hairdo, that Jerry and Elaine want Kramer to comment on. Jerry’s grandmother wants him to open…

The doorman in Mr. Pitt’s building, cause’s trouble for Jerry who was only trying to be nice. Kramer robs George on the street for some German tourists. George’s father is…

The guys play a game of basketball with “the Jimmy,” a man who talks about himself in the third person. Jimmy sells odd shaped training shoes and George is an…

Jerry gets a date with Miss Rhode Island, a Miss America contestant; when they need a chaperone Kramer is available. On the date, Kramer gives her advice and becomes her…

Elaine’s boss wants a special mechanical pencil, so Elaine tries to get one from a stationary store where the clerk has a thing for her. George and his girlfriend pick…

Jerry comments that a friend was hitting on him and Elaine tries to find out if what was true, but gets the voice of the woman and her current boyfriend…

Jerry and Elaine see George’s father with a man with a cape but don’t say hello. Jerry discovers a Chinese woman on George’s phone line after the wires get crossed…

Elaine begins to date the guy who delivers Jerry’s new couch. Kramer plans to start the pizza business he thought of back in “Male Unbonding” with Poppie. George joins a…

George gets a great parking spot that becomes a target. Kramer thinks that he has stumbled on the product of a genetic engineering experiment, a “pig man.” Elaine and Jerry…

Jerry is smitten with a line judge at the US Open, but after he gets her attention, he finds out she is deaf. Elaine has a problem not communicating with…

When they begin to gain weight, Jerry and Elaine suspect that Kramer has made a bad investment in a non-fat yogurt shop. Jerry inadvertently uses the “F” word, as a…

George is uncertain about whether his job interview was successful or not, so he decides to go into the office and act like an employee while the boss is on…

Elaine meets a man who’s perfect except his name is the same as a notorious serial killer. Jerry is frustrated when he can’t get his girlfriend, who’s a masseuse, to…

Jerry helps George out with a coffee table stain and makes Elaine take the subway home and gives her Mr. Costanza’s TV Guide to read. While on the train, Elaine…

George changes his religion to Latvian Orthodox to keep his girlfriend who must break up with him for religious reasons. Jerry finds a tube of fungus cream in his girlfriend’s…

While in a bathroom stall, Elaine needs some toilet paper, but the woman in the next stall refuses to give her a piece. The woman is Jerry’s girlfriend whose voice…

The gang struggles to find gifts for a dinner party. Jerry and Elaine stop at a bakery to get a cake, but they forget to take a number and lose…

Jerry meets an old college classmate who asked about George, whom Jerry says is now a “marine biologist.” An infuriated Russian writer tosses an electronic organizer belonging to Elaine out…

Jerry can’t believe that his girlfriend won’t share a piece of pie with him. There is a mannequin at a store that looks like Elaine and she wants to know…

Kramer talks his stand-in friend, a “little person”, into getting lifts to keep his job. Jerry visits a sick friend, who’s in need of a good laugh, at the hospital….